vasectomys and balls

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Re: vasectomys and balls

Postby Twigman » Sat Sep 24, 2016 6:42 pm

Got clipped years ago. Laying on the table, and in comes the nurse. A girl I had a crush on in high school. As I'm walking out, in the waiting room is another buddy from school. I had to wait in the parking lot for him to come out so we could both laugh at how we both kinda "got a handy" from her! Good times for all.

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Re: vasectomys and balls

Postby ibbrown1 » Sat Sep 24, 2016 8:07 pm

Dr had a hard time believing me when I said I was done with kids after 2. Not too common here in Utah. #shootingblanks
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Re: vasectomys and balls

Postby Slow Steve » Sun Sep 25, 2016 10:01 am

Had thee ol snippy snip at 35. The doc also had a hard time believing I was done with one. I told him I wanted to get a license plate that said "one and done" lol

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Re: vasectomys and balls

Postby john jones » Sun Sep 25, 2016 10:22 am

I had mine about 30 days after my son was born.. I knew I wanted out of that game!!! I was only 26!!!! :-# :-# :-# :-# :-# :-# :-#
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Re: vasectomys and balls

Postby dirie1 » Sun Sep 25, 2016 3:11 pm

Doesn't this thread seem fitting!

No further comments needed, carry on....
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Re: vasectomys and balls

Postby Clatter » Sun Sep 25, 2016 4:02 pm

All of the young guys I know, I say the same thing to:
"Go get snipped, but never tell anyone"..

Gee, I dunno honey, maybe we need to try again..
If you wore those other shoes, maybe??
If you don't get your project done in a "reasonable" amount of time.. You risk having an "dated" rig.. -John Jones

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Re: vasectomys and balls

Postby Clatter » Sun Sep 25, 2016 4:15 pm

Talk about tripping through your head..
I was grinding with hearmuffs on, and thinking the whole time today..

When I got snipped, they gave me a bottle of Vicodin.
Now, I don't need any more habits, so i didn't take any..
But,
Middle of the night it felt like I got kicked in the balls, so I took one, and went right to sleep.

Next morning, brushing my teeth,
That bottle o' 49 Vikies winked at me.
It seemed like a REALLY GOOD IDEA to take a couple more!
Not that I was hurting anymore..

I recognized immediately what was going on,
And decided to get them the fuck out of my face...

Now, my wife had two bottles of those in the cabinet from her C-sections (note - why I got snipped)
And grandma had a whole big-ass bottle or Percosets or Demerol or something too.
I was gonna just toss 'em all, but my nurse wife insists that I dispose of them all properly.
So I got them all in a huge bag in the back seat of the car, meaning to take them to the clinic to dispose of them.

I also had a case of wine in the back, too.
She bid on this case of wine at a fund-raiser, and it was dank nasty..

So, here I was driving around with a case of wine, minus a bottle, and like 300 pain pills in a paper bag..
What could go wrong, right?

So, I was thinking about how busted I might just get if Johnny Law decided to snoop,
And I'm sitting here at a stop sign,
And there's this bum with a cardboard sign begging at the intersection...

You never seen a happier guy.

Funny,
Told this story last night, and a couple of 'listeners' got really mad at me, like I did something wrong!?!?!

I feel like I did the guy a huge favor...

What's y'alls take on it?
If you don't get your project done in a "reasonable" amount of time.. You risk having an "dated" rig.. -John Jones

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Re: vasectomys and balls

Postby rustabus » Sun Sep 25, 2016 6:11 pm

I say fine. Maybe you could have traded them for some car parts????? :-k :-k :-k I dunno, the sketchy guy that would have contacted you would have been a whole new can of worms!!!!!! Smile

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Re: vasectomys and balls

Postby type4revolution » Sun Sep 25, 2016 7:10 pm

Your temptation someone else's Vacation......

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Re: vasectomys and balls

Postby Clatter » Mon Sep 26, 2016 10:09 pm

You see these guys with "visions of a cheeseburger', or 'Why lie, I need a beer'.

How about "Please give me 300 pain pills and a case of wine"... :-#

I figure it was like winning the lottery for the guy!
You shoulda seen the look on his face... Priceless...

Instead of getting tossed and wasted, I made someone's day! \:D/ \:D/

Oh, you shoulda seen these ladies from the Homeless Services Center that snooped in on my funny tale.
They did NOT think what I did was a good deed AT ALL!! [-( [-( [-(
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Re: vasectomys and balls

Postby john jones » Tue Sep 27, 2016 2:55 am

some don't party as hard as others.. :-k :-k :-k :-k :-k :-k
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Re: vasectomys and balls

Postby JWDII » Wed Oct 05, 2016 10:17 am

One and done for me also! wife had preeclampsia so Doc said he would advise we be done. I got the snip and burn and have been letting it soak ever since. Smile
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Re: vasectomys and balls

Postby smokehouse » Mon Oct 31, 2016 10:46 am

i got the snip last xmas there was a cute red head girl prepping me up but you couldn't feel anything because of the Valium they give you. i'm one and done too. i told my wife i was getting it done no matter what at 40. i was tired of her messing up her pills now and then or having to take some antibiotics for something. i didn't want to have a 50 year old accident because i was to manly to go get cut that's just stupid. beside it was free on my insurance and i think alot of other people's insurance now because of Obamacare. the doctor just asked me about a dozen times if i was sure and had my wife sign the papers saying it was ok. i didn't think it hurt to bad but i did feel a tug that wasn't fun. i went back to work the next day but i didn't do much that day. it's been fun ever since no worries. \:D/ \:D/ \:D/

btw one guy at work last year cancelled his appointment because he didn't have the time and now his wife is pregnant again with their 3rd child.


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